Meet Shaearion Davis of East St. Louis. (Is there really any other St. Louis?) Shaearion, if that is her real name, was lacking cold cash before a hot date, so she decided to borrow some protection from the local apothecary.
An Illinois woman is jailed on a felony theft charge after she was caught stealing 31 boxes of Trojan condoms from a market. The combined price of the purloined prophylactics exceeded $300.
Shaearion Davis, 25, was arrested Tuesday afternoon following the condom heist at a Schnucks market in Swansea, an Illinois community about 15 miles east of St. Louis, Missouri.
One box of Trojans contain 36 condoms, so in total, Sha-nay-nay swiped 1,116 Jimmy Hats. Not for nothing, but how is this troglodyte having sex once a year, let alone 1,000 times
I mean, cripes, Goodyear doesn’t go through that much rubber in a calendar year!