Honda: The Power Of (Wet) Dreams

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Meet Taylor Skursky and Torrey Rudisill. These star-crossed lovers simply cannot get enough of each other, so they express their love physically, which was the style at the time.

A passerby called 911 to report that “two people were having sexual intercourse” in a car parked outside an outlet mall in Gettysburg.

In honor of the historic Civil War battle, Rudisill decided to lead his own “bayonet charge.”

A state trooper responding to the call discovered Taylor Skursky, 26, and Torrey Rudisill, 28, having sex in the front seat of a black Honda Accord around 12:30 PM. Two young children were in the rear passenger seat while Skursky (left) and Rudisill, seen above, were trysting.

Hey, would you rather the infants learn about sex from their parents, on learn it on the street? Personally, I give the couple props for being able to perform gland-to-gland combat in a Honda Accord.

Skursky and Rudisill were charged with disorderly conduct, according to citations filed today in District Court. Rudisill was taken into custody, cops report, since he is currently on a prison work release program.

In fairness, Rudisill was working; specifically as a sexual jackhammer. It’s a shame Skursky has such terrible taste. She’s a pretty girl.

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4 thoughts on “Honda: The Power Of (Wet) Dreams

  1. Metoo – I guess the kids would have to sit in each other’s lap.

    Mike – The Vatican gave them a 10.0 for their fantastic missionary position.

    TXNick – Well Torrey got between something, anyway.

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