A Boss With The Sauce

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Meet Amanda Willis or – where else – Florida. Amanda was chosen as her best friend’s Maid of Honor, and she helped her BFF celebrate her special day by performing her Jennifer Lawrence impersonation.

The Charlotte County ceremony has been described as beautiful, but when the reception kicked off, maid of honor Amanda Willis hit the bottle hard. The wedding pictures tell the story of a content couple, David and Jennifer Butler. They had their cake and first dance while Willis started drinking.

Willis started asking people for their keys, according to those in attendance. “She just went up to the best man and grabbed his keys out of his pocket and jumped in his car,” said Robert Templeton.

Willis backed out and almost hit the best man – David’s brother Brian. He grabbed on to the car and held on. “She took off, and his feet were dragging across the ground. He had to hit the E-brake,” said Templeton.

If I may quote the Gospel, “Let he who has not driven away with someone clinging to their car cast the first whiskey bottle.” Think about it.

Deputies said Willis claimed to be having an asthma attack and started shaking as if she were having a seizure. They took her to Bayfront Punta Gorda, where she exposed herself to deputies, assaulted two medics and kicked over her bed pan.

Now that seems bad, but how did she look when she exposed herself? I’m guessing crazy stupid hot.

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6 thoughts on “A Boss With The Sauce

  1. TXNick – The last three-day binge I was on was at Sea Isle City during a man’s weekend years ago. It consisted of golf, drinking, football, drinking, hockey, drinking… and drinking.

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  2. “Now that seems bad, but how did she look when she exposed herself? I’m guessing crazy stupid hot.”

    And with everyone on the planet having a smart phone, no one took some pictures/video of her “performance”?

    L-Frame S&W

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