Meet Sally Boynton Brown, the most special of special snowflakes. Sally is running for the chair of the Democratic National Committee, and she has some interesting views on race.
Early into the event the candidates gravitated toward a particular scapegoat for the party’s poor showing: Political consultancies owned by white people.
Democrats must provide “training” that focuses in part on teaching Americans “how to be sensitive and how to shut their mouths if they are white,” urged the executive director of Idaho’s Democratic Party, Sally Boynton Brown, who is white.
She could probably start by shutting her own dick trap, but I sincerely doubt that will happen.
The event’s moderator, MSNBC’s Joy Ann Reid, asked the candidates how the party should handle the Black Lives Now movement. The candidates uniformly emphasized that the party must embrace the activists unreservedly.
“It makes me sad that we’re even having that conversation and that tells me that white leaders in our party have failed,” Brown said. “I’m a white woman, I don’t get it. … My job is to listen and be a voice and shut other white people down when they want to interrupt.”
Dearest Satan, my beloved dark overlord, when you are finished playing ping pong with Hitler, please find it in your black heart to make Sally Boynton Brown the head of the DNC. If you grant my request, I will sacrifice many squirrels in your honor.
Thy will be done.