Meet Teresa Gillard from the great state of Arizona. Teresa is a real go-getter who likes to experiment sexually, which I’m all for, but I would rather not wear a ballistic vest in the sack.
Teresa Gillard, 42, is facing felony aggravated assault and disorderly conduct charges stemming from a confrontation earlier this month at a residence in Lake Havasu City that she shares with the victim.
As detailed in a police report, Gillard told cops that she wanted to invite her new female acquaintance over for a threesome, which she and the victim “have always talked about doing.” But, Gillard added, her boyfriend “did not want to have a threesome because he wasn’t feeling well.”
Well sir, I urge you to turn in your Man Card the moment you recover. Dumbass.
The couple began quarreling after the threesome proposal was rejected by the victim. A verbal argument between the pair eventually turned physical. As the dispute escalated, Gillard allegedly stabbed the victim several times in the arm and abdomen with a pair of scissors. The man suffered only minor lacerations.
Gillard obviously suffered a psychotic break after the rejection. While I feel for the victim, no jury will ever convict this woman because no man on the face of the Earth has ever refused a threesome.