Always Bet On Crack

kerry-johnson-casino-player-and-bank-robberMeet Kerry Johnson of West Virginia. West Virginia struggles with a stereotype which claims its residents are stupid, inbred hicks.

Sadly, Mr. Johnson does nothing to quell this stereotype.

Kerry Johnson said that “most of the day was a blur” on Aug. 2 of last year and, initially, he didn’t remember leaving the casino to rob the City National Bank on Bridge Road in the South Hills neighborhood of Charleston.

Prosecutors said around 10 a.m. on that day, Johnson got up from a blackjack table at the casino, put down a $25 chip to hold his spot and then drove to the bank.

Once inside, Johnson handed a teller a note, saying he had a bomb and a weapon. Johnson got away with about $5,000 in cash, assistant Kanawha prosecutor Fred Giggenbach said.

“He went back to the casino and lost more money,” Giggenbach said.

So this rocket surgeon leaves the casino, robs the bank of $5,000, then immediately loses the booty at the casino? Man, you are one pathetic loser.


7 thoughts on “Always Bet On Crack

  1. The idiot said he makes around $10K a month but is broke because he has a gambling problem. I can’t believe it took robbing a bank and going to jail for this realization to hit this waste of good air.


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