Meet Rob Jenner, Britain’s most infamous handyman. Jenner is an expert carpenter who does cheap repairs, but doesn’t mind showing folks his hammer.
A man is on trial for doing DIY in his birthday suit after a neighbour spotted him mixing cement while naked.
The nudity wasn’t the issue. The problem was Jenner was mixing the cement with his dingus.
Frederick Black called police saying ‘it’s not right’ that Rob Jenner could wander around naked close to a primary school. Jenner, 42, denies breaching a community protection notice and 13 public order offences, landing him in court.
The former soldier has previously admitted that he loves being naked while doing up his house and is proud of his buff body – but he does worry about splinters.
Interestingly, my biggest worry is that I’m hung like a splinter.