I have often said my job security lies in the rampant stupidity of American criminals. Theere is no greater example of this truism than this story out of Monroe, Washington.
Prosecutors say Jeff Lytle hired a man to kill his wife and four-year-old daughter for their $1.5 million life insurance payout.
Instead, the text message about the sinister plan was sent to his ex-boss, who brought the message to the police, leading to Lytle’s arrest.
The text allegedly said: “Hey Shayne hows it going. You remember you said that you would help me kill my wife. I’m going to take you up on that offer.”
So this jackass starts a conversation with a hitman by writing, “How’s it going?” Yes ma’am, I think we found the problem; your son is retarded.