Something “Special” In The Air

american-airlinesAn American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing after it sustained damage after striking a deer.

What the hell was a deer doing at 30,000 feet?

The American Eagle plane was headed to Gulfport-Biloxi International Airport, in Mississippi, with 44 passengers and four crew members, aboard. The CRJ-700 struck the deer during its takeoff roll. The flight crew declared an emergency and then did a flyover so personnel on the ground could inspect it for damage prior to attempting a landing.

“5320, you are showing you’re trailing some kind of vapor or something off the right wing,” an air traffic worker can be heard telling the flight crew on an air traffic recording from the Charlotte Douglas tower.

The jet landed on runway 18 Left/36 Right, and passengers evacuated on the runway. They were returned to the terminal on buses, Cody said, and no injuries were reported.

The deer was last seen speaking to its lawyer, and shouting, “I’m rich, bitch!”

4 thoughts on “Something “Special” In The Air

  1. Elmo and Patsy tried to tell us Santa Claus and his stupid flying deer were a menace but did we listen? NO!! Now the damn deer aren’t just running over senior citizens they are threatening aviation.


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