You Can’t Spell Amateurish Without TSA

TSA Agents Frisk Elderly Man

TSA agents at New York’s John F. Kennedy International Airport took a “group smoke break” Monday morning, leaving a security checkpoint wide open. At least eleven passengers walked freely through the gates and onto waiting planes.

Eleven passengers walked through a security lane without being screened at Kennedy Airport early Monday because the TSA left the area open and unattended.

A security camera captured a metal detector going off three times as the travelers walked through the screening lane. There was no one present to operate the magnetometer, the x-ray machine and do the pat downs and secondary screening.

Rather than notifying the police, who are specifically trained to handle those situations, the TSA used its own lesser trained agents to search for the unscreened passengers.

In fairness, the Port Authority Police were notified… two hours later. Amazingly, the TSA flatfoots were unable to catch the terrorists criminals passengers.

Now, this may seem like a radical idea, but I believe we should replace all TSA agents with inanimate carbon rods. They would probably catch more terrorists than the TSA, and we the rods would certainly command more respect.


4 thoughts on “You Can’t Spell Amateurish Without TSA

  1. “replace all TSA agents with inanimate carbon rods” Nah. Use those little robots from Disneyland’s “It’s a small world”. After standing in line for an hour listening to that song, any terrorist would be willing to confess, give up details of any terror plot and sell out their own grandmother to get away!


  2. Note: IP Test.

    Additionally, I fly with firearms here and there, and although I hear the TSA horror stories, I have this to say:

    The TSA agents I have dealt with over many years have never been anything other than courteous, professional, and yes, even friendly.

    They generally positively comment on the guns I am flying with, too boot. However, I travel with pretty sweet firearms, so this is to be expected, unless your TSA agen is a retard.


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