Winter In Canada Is A Real Drag

atv-towing-couch-through-drive-thruTwo drunken Canadian men – but I repeat myself – were arrested after they were found riding a couch… towed by an ATV… through a McDonald’s drive-thru.

Man, you can’t do anything fun in Canada.

Two New Brunswick men were arrested after riding on a couch that was being towed by an ATV. The unconventional conveyance was used to make a McDonalds run and ended on the frozen Mirimichi River where the two inebriated occupants of the couch were arrested.

“A MPF officer observed an ATV that was towing a couch, with two males sitting on the couch, going through the drive through at MacDonald’s restaurant. As the MPF officer approached, the ATV fled from the drive trough and managed to cross the highway then it ventured onto the frozen Miramichi River.”

Seizing someone’s ATV just for dragging a couch through a fast food drive thru seems a bit fascist, but this is Canada after all.

If this happened in Ontario I would be sending out an APB for Jenn, but since it occurred in New Brunswick, it’s probably one of the local hockey players.

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12 thoughts on “Winter In Canada Is A Real Drag

  1. My son and his family live in Prince George, BC and they get desperate for fun and interesting activities during the long, cold, hard winters up there.

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  2. I used to go there to bear hunt every year. Not much else to do in New Brunswick, CA except to drink beer. Only trouble is that with all the taxes it costs $40/case. I guess if you were there in February you could watch the World Pond Hockey Championships in the village of Plaster Rock. Then again why would you want to be there in February when it’s a hundred degrees below zero? I guess if you liked that kind of thing you could visit the many strip clubs in the French Canadians towns in the province. That’s about the only work that’s available there for women except maybe “cooking” at the lumber camps……………

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  3. Cathy – I usually walk naked on stilts through the drive-thru. The employees are rarely amused.

    Jenn – Is the moose towing any furniture?

    Tam – My men’s league team went to the Pond Hockey Championships. My invite was lost in the mail, so I disembarked from the team for good.

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    1. Sorry to hear that you didn’t make it to Plaster Rock. Beautiful country and very nice people up there. That’s where the lodge was where I went hunting. Made a lot of friends there…………….

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    1. ATVs are their limousines. Only the higher class people up there use them when they want to be poutine on the Ritz…………………………..

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  4. I sincerely doubt that there is a single ordinance on the books that covers this activity…local gendarmes were just a couple of fascist pigs…

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