President Trump Blows Off “Nerd Prom”


President Trump has decided he will stay home and wash his hair instead of appearing at the ridiculously unnecessary White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Trump will be the first president in nearly forty years to ignore the “Nerd Prom,” and I believe it his best presidential decision yet.

Donald Trump announced Saturday afternoon that he will not be attending the annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner in Washington, D.C.

One day after the White House announced it had barred CNN, The New York Times, Politico and several other major media outlets from a media “gaggle” in the White House leading to angry protests from the press and several threats of boycotts of future media briefings, in a tweet the president said he will pass on the journalism scholarship benefit dinner in April traditionally attended by major media outlets, celebrity guests and the president and vice president.

“I will not be attending the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner this year. Please wish everyone well and have a great evening!” he wrote on Twitter.

I sincerely hope that is Trumpspeak for, “Go f**k yourselves, media. I would rather place my penis into a piranha’s mouth than attend your liberal circle-jerk.”


5 thoughts on “President Trump Blows Off “Nerd Prom”

  1. Cathy – Hence, the Oscars flub – which I only saw on Drudge this morning.

    Metoo – Thanks. I am, too. It’s just another gathering where self-important nobodies gush over each other.


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