George is a simple man with simple tastes. He enjoys a quiet evening at home in front of the TV sipping a fine brandy and daintily snacking on potato chips. Almost nothing can trouble him while he is in his happy place. Almost.
An argument over a bag of potato chips landed a man behind bars in Schuylkill County, PA.
George Beaver of Union Township faces assault charges after troopers say he told his wife not to touch his ‘Utz Ruffled Sour Cream and Onion chips’. When she did, Beaver allegedly grabbed her face and bit off a chunk of her skin.
George always enjoyed his chips with chunky salsa. Ironically, Beaver ran from the police with his dam tail between his legs.