A Japanese man was killed after a six-ton pile of pornographic magazines fell on him. This is so much like my dreams it’s scary!
A lonely Japanese man who amassed more than six tons of porn died when a huge pile of magazines fell on top of him. And even more tragically, the man’s body was only discovered six months later when the landlord entered the flat to find out why the rent had not been paid.
The man’s death was revealed by a member of the cleaning team, who said his company had been hired to remove the magazines discreetly in a way that would not be noticed by neighbours and the man’s family to save them from the shame.
He said the dead man, a 50-year-old former car maker identified only by the name Joji, had died buried underneath under a pile of the pornographic magazines.
Dude, there’s this new thing called the internet. It’s a magical place where you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting photos of naked women. And since this isn’t the 50’s, computers don’t weigh six tons.