Among my litany of other mental illnesses, I also suffer from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. If I walk into a room and the shoes are thrown about, I need to place them next to each other. I underline words with a ruler. I do all that, and yet, I have never assaulted a person after seeing a crooked painting.
A security guard at the Metropolitan Museum of Art was struck over the head with a bottle by a man who got upset over a painting he said was crooked.
The suspect went up to the guard inside the Met at 6:15 p.m. on March 3 and told him that a painting was hanging crooked on the wall.
“The response [from the security guard] wasn’t to his liking,” an NYPD spokesman said, so the suspect clobbered him with the bottle.
Okay, while I have considered such violence after seeing a crooked painting, I haven’t had to bust someone in the chops… yet.
See, this would never be necessary in the Earp household because I hang my frames using a Black & Decker laser level. *drops mic… then straightens it on the floor*
The O.K. Corral 
Some snowflakes get nasty when you ignore them.
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So … you were a fan of the show Monk then?
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Cathy – Yes, we must stop to hear their wisdom, or something.
Loki – Never saw it, but my friends said it could have been an autobiography.
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Perhaps he thought the security guard’s head was also on crooked and was simply trying to straighten it.
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Babe on the right has one boob larger than the other. I’d shoot the artist.
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Metoo – Then the guard obviously has a slanted view of the world.
Mike – That’s what happens when you choose a surgeon who graduated from Hollywood Upstairs Medical School.
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