Snowmageddon 2017 is upon us, and as if the case every March, Mother
F**ker Nature is hitting the east coast with a would-be blizzard. And, since this city if chock full of special little snowflakes, everyone is losing their minds.
As I write this – Monday, 6pm – the city and state have already declared snow emergencies, and not one flake has fallen. Well, a flake of snow. Plenty of dandruff has fallen from the heads of my coworkers, but that’s a different story. The schools have not been ordered closed yet, but I certainly expect it.
Pfft, in my day I walked to school in blizzards… uphill both ways!
As for me, I need to be in work tonight, so I’ll be trudging through the global warming while the kids get stuck shoveling. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!