Winter Is Coming

By the time you read this, I may already be cold.

Snowmageddon 2017 is upon us, and as if the case every March, Mother F**ker Nature is hitting the east coast with a would-be blizzard. And, since this city if chock full of special little snowflakes, everyone is losing their minds.

As I write this – Monday, 6pm – the city and state have already declared snow emergencies, and not one flake has fallen. Well, a flake of snow. Plenty of dandruff has fallen from the heads of my coworkers, but that’s a different story. The schools have not been ordered closed yet, but I certainly expect it.

Pfft, in my day I walked to school in blizzards… uphill both ways!

As for me, I need to be in work tonight, so I’ll be trudging through the global warming while the kids get stuck shoveling. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!


4 thoughts on “Winter Is Coming

  1. We got it here on Sunday night into Monday but only around 7″ so everyone went to work and school as usual. Now it is just plain cold. Down to 8 degrees tonight with wind chills below zero. Nothing any different out here in the fly-over states.


  2. Metoo – This may shock you, but they were dead wrong yet again. We have maybe two inches on the ground, and now it’s sleeting. We should be able to sue these people for malpractice.

    Mike – I’d rather have the snow.


  3. Just so you know, I have been running the AC on the way home from work the last two days. Sure it is a commie paradise here, but the weather is nice.


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