Muslim Man Shows Motorist His Tunis

Meet Bouhlel Barhoumi. (Common spelling.) Bouhlel, like every other Muslim on Earth, emigrated to Britain from Tunisia and is having a hard time following Britain’s stiff criminal code.

Bouhlel Barhoumi denied criminal damage, two counts of assault and outraging public decency in July following the bizarre incident in the middle of Fairmeadow.

The court had previously heard the 44-year-old, formerly of Scott Street but now of no fixed address, was crossing the road at the junction with Bishops Way despite the pedestrian signal being red. He was clipped by a car and fell over, with the offending vehicle driving off.

Barhoumi got up and threw his watch at another car belonging to Linden Ellis, who he falsely accused of jumping the light.

He proceeded to expose himself and perform a sex act in the direction of the female passenger while spitting and calling out: “You can’t have this, you want this, you’ve never had anything like this.” (H/TAOSHQ)

Wow, that’s exactly how I met Mrs. Earp! I tell ya, the classic pickup lines never go out of style.

In fairness to Bouhlel, he should be given credit for asking the woman if she wanted his, um, scud missile. Most of Europe’s Muslim invaders simply rape their prey.


4 thoughts on “Muslim Man Shows Motorist His Tunis

  1. I say we give “Mr. No Fixed Address” an address in the nearest jail and then he can have 3 hots, a cot and all the action he wants from various “members” of his cell block. And on the plus side, I don’t have to worry about carrying my magnifying glass around so perhaps I can see what all the fuss was about. (if I were in England) Of course, this will probably be coming to a city near me soon.


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