I Love Your Spunk

The Minneapolis Health Department went balls deep into an investigation of nudie bars, and the findings will make your face turn white.

A Minneapolis Health Department sweep of licensed adult entertainment establishments confirmed the presence of bodily fluids at about a dozen downtown venues, raising health and safety concerns and prompting department officials to push for updated enforcement measures.

Samples that produced positive results were taken at 11 establishments, from surfaces including chairs, couches, floors, walls and bedspreads, health department inspection data show.

Pfft, bunch of pikers. When I go to the nudie bar, I leave my bodily fluids on the ceiling.

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8 thoughts on “I Love Your Spunk

  1. “from surfaces including chairs, couches, floors, walls and bedspreads, ”

    Bedspreads? Why are there bedspreads at a nudie BAR? If you have a bedspread, it stands to reason it’s on a BED. If you mix alcohol, female nudity, and a bed, you have a standard recipe to produce bodily fluids.

    L-Frame S&W

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