A New York City police detective was arrested after being caught spanking the monkey outside his neighbors’ homes.
And yes, this is an NYPD detective; I do all my spanking in the privacy of the church confessional.
Detective Robert Francis was arrested after one homeowner in Rockville Centre called 911 to report that a man was standing in the backyard masturbating.
Francis allegedly entered the back yards of more than one home and shined a flashlight inside until he got someone’s attention. Then, as the person was looking at him, Francis shined the light on himself to show he was fondling himself. (H/T – AOSHQ)
What. The. F**k? I guess he wanted to show his cuffs before he was collared.