NYPD Dick Caught Grabbing His Johnson

A New York City police detective was arrested after being caught spanking the monkey outside his neighbors’ homes.

And yes, this is an NYPD detective; I do all my spanking in the privacy of the church confessional.

Detective Robert Francis was arrested after one homeowner in Rockville Centre called 911 to report that a man was standing in the backyard masturbating.

Francis allegedly entered the back yards of more than one home and shined a flashlight inside until he got someone’s attention. Then, as the person was looking at him, Francis shined the light on himself to show he was fondling himself. (H/TAOSHQ)

What. The. F**k? I guess he wanted to show his cuffs before he was collared.

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