Tucson Burgler Just Hanging Around

Baggy pants may be all the rage in da ‘hood, but it makes for a terrible thug ensemble.

Michelle Valenzuela, with the communications department of the Tucson Unified School District, said the incident happened around 10:30 a.m. Friday at Miles-Exploratory Learning Center on East Broadway Boulevard.

A locksmith working at the school spotted a man trying to get into a couple of rooms. When the man saw the locksmith he ran and tried to jump back over the school’s spiked fence.

The suspect didn’t quite make the leap, his pants got caught and he was left hanging upside down with his underwear showing.

The good news is this idiot was awarded a Guinness World Record for the longest continuous handstand. Kudos, dude. Kudos.


6 thoughts on “Tucson Burgler Just Hanging Around

  1. Dude needs some new undies or at least clean ones. Didn’t his momma teach him about wearing clean undies in case of an accident?


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