Never Go Out With A Loaded Gun

A new – and completely pointless – study has found watching pr0n before a first date makes it more likely to succeed. Apparently, this is the case for either sex.

Being primed and ready for a sexual encounter makes both men and women more outgoing, according to the research.

The limited study, which looked at 246 heterosexual students, found that even watching softcore porn for a few seconds makes people more likely to disclose personal information.

Another experiment found that students shown a naked picture of the opposite sex for just 0.03 seconds were more willing to go on a date than participants who were shown a picture of a fish.

In some cases, there is no difference between the fish and the opposite sex. Ba-zing!


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