Meet Joanna; Fresno, California’s very own Little Mermaid.
Joanna was found wandering the streets half-naked and wet. (That’s hot.) She apparently told police she is a mermaid, but remembers little else.
A ‘mostly naked’ woman with webbed feet who was found walking in a street in California has claimed she is a mermaid.
Fresno Police are seeking help in identifying the woman who was also found with wet hair and wearing just a sports bra. According to authorities she said her name was Joanna and answers ‘I don’t know’ to most questions.
Fresno Police Lt. Mark Hudson said: ‘She was wet, she said she had been in the lake, said she needed help and needed to be taken to the hospital.’ (H/T – Loki)
Now I’m no detective – heh – but there’s an easy way to tell if Joanna is a mermaid; simply weight her down and throw her into the Pacific. If she’s still alive after a few days, you got yourself a mermaid.
Oh, not gonna lie; if she waxes the mustache I’d hit gladly her with wave after wave of hot lovin’.