Yo Mama Says You Slutty, Hey Hey, Ho Ho!

Coastal Carolina University – home of the Fighting Floozies – has suspended their cheerleading squad for allegedly working as strippers.

A South Carolina cheerleading team has been suspended during an investigation into allegations its members worked as strippers and escorts.

An investigatory report obtained under an open records request includes text messages in which current and former members of the Coastal Carolina University cheer team discuss jobs as strippers.

The investigator also wrote that the cheerleaders were paid up to $1,500 for escorting men to events and were also paid in gifts including clothes and designer handbags.

Wow, that’s hawt. The article claims the cheerleaders did not have sex with their clients, but I’m skeptical. By definition, cheering people up is their mission. Why take someone around the world when you’re going to avoid Intercourse, PA?


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