The Mother Of All Badasses

U.S. military commanders ordered an attack on ISIS locations inside Afghanistan yesterday, and they christened the MOAB with terrorist blood.

The United States has dropped its largest non-nuclear weapon after it targeted ISIS a network of caves and tunnels in eastern Afghanistan.

U.S. forces used a GPS-guided GBU-43 bomb, which is 30 feet long and weighs a staggering 21,600 pounds. It is known as the ‘Mother Of All Bombs’ – a play on ‘MOAB,’ an acronym that stands for ‘Massive Ordnance Air Burst.’

A crater left by the blast is believed to be more than 300 meters wide after it exploded six feet above the ground. Anyone at the blast site was vaporized.

Trump suggested he had not personally ordered the bomb strike but delegated authority to commanders in the field. The move marks the fulfillment of a 17-month-old campaign promise Trump delivered in Iowa, when he scoffed at ISIS terror forces and said he ‘would bomb the s**t out of them’ if he became president.

Dear goat-humping ISIS bastards, Barack Obama – aka Polly Prissypants – is no longer sullying the White House with his weeping vagina. A real man resides there now, and he doesn’t care about your grievances, your motives, or your threats. Donald Trump only cares about wiping you off the map.

Enjoy your virgins.

5 thoughts on “The Mother Of All Badasses

  1. Kari – Hell yeah!

    Mike – Heh, the best part of this story is Trump has given free reign to the commanders in the field. He trusts them. What a concept.

    Cathy – Blinded by the light.

    Doc – Me neither. I wonder is Afghanistan can look even more pathetic? We’ll wait and see.


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