Don’t Eat The Glowing Acid!

Meet Brad Sherman, easily the biggest nerd in Congress. Seriously, this guy pays for sex.

Sherman is not only a nerd, but he’s also a dope; as evidenced by his theory on how North Korea could smuggle a nuke into the country.

A Democratic congressman expressed worry about leaders in North Korea using a “bale of marijuana” to smuggle a nuclear device into the U.S Thursday.

California Rep. Brad Sherman made the odd comment following a classified briefing at the White House. Sherman, who serves as the ranking Democratic member of the House Asia Subcommittee, seemed to imply the U.S. is not focusing enough attention on border security and the issue of drug smuggling, which he argues is a national security threat.

“I raised two issues: No. Korea could smuggle nuke into U.S. rather than use ICBM,” Sherman said on Twitter. “Could smuggle inside a bale of marijuana and might sell nukes to Iran, which has billions of hard currency. Waiting for answers.”

Hey dipshit, North Korea isn’t going to be selling nukes to Iran. Your jackass president – King Putt – already put those wheels in motion with his idiotic “nuclear deal.”


4 thoughts on “Don’t Eat The Glowing Acid!

  1. I am convinced that all politicians have had a lobotomy. No amount of drugs could damage their brains enough to come up with this crap.


  2. Brad is utilizing the ‘settled science’ that a) marijuana shields metal from x-rays, b) marijuana shields radiation signatures from detectors, c) when dropped from a plane, marijuana prevents any damage due to gravity, and d) a large enough bale of marijuana will float, even with a nuclear device inside, provided that the bale is as large as a semi truck.


  3. Between this clown and Maxine Waters, it’s no wonder Congress can’t get anything done. Although in some ways, that could be a good thing.


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