The Pen Is Mightier Than Bill’s Sword

In yet another transparent effort to bring the Clinton family to the forefront, Bill Clinton is teaming up with James Patterson to co-write a novel. Patterson will write the story, while Bill will narrate the steamy forced sex scenes.

The former president and the best-selling novelist are collaborating on a thriller, “The President is Missing,” as an unusual joint release from rival publishers — Alfred A. Knopf and Little, Brown and Co. In a statement Monday, the publishers called the book “a unique amalgam of intrigue, suspense and behind-the-scenes global drama from the highest corridors of power. It will be informed by details that only a president can know.

We’re talking about a Clinton here, so Hillary, Huma Abedin, Anthony Wiener, Weiner’s sexting victims, and the Russians also know.

“The President is Missing” is the first work of fiction by Clinton, whose best-known book is the million-selling “My Life.” For Patterson, it’s the chance to team up with a friend who knows as well as anyone about life in the White House.

Spoiler Alert: The president is missing because he’s in the Oval Office shtupping some fat chick. There, I saved you twenty-two dollars, and hours of shame and regret.

It offends me this book will sell millions of copies, while mine sold less than two hundred fifty.


7 thoughts on “The Pen Is Mightier Than Bill’s Sword

  1. Metoo – Your new nickname is too damned long! Either that or “50 Shades Of Herpes.”

    Mikee – Now THAT’S a book I would gladly buy!

    RG – And his vision. The man certainly did not “marry up.”

    TXNick – That’s a line from Bill’s book. “Hey Monica, how my dick tate?”


  2. The President is Missing? BC on pedo-island? or BO’s 8 years of vapid nothingness? Maybe it’s about what really happened during the Bengazi attack…

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