Daft Spunk

The Centers for Disease Control have released a study which claims HIV-infected men can now safely impregnante women without infecting the child.

Before those affected can go all Johnny Appleseed on interested broads, they first have to clean the pipes.

For many years, the CDC said it was too risky for HIV-infected men to have unprotected sex with uninfected women since that is one way the virus spreads.

On Thursday, the agency published a new set of guidelines saying the risk of infecting of the baby is negligible if the man undergoes a process called ‘sperm-washing’, which can eliminate the virus from seminal fluid.

What a coincidence; I have been dumping my seed into our family’s washing machine for years! Hey, don’t knock it; our clothes have never been softer.

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6 thoughts on “Daft Spunk

  1. I don’t care what the CDC says, no way on God’s green earth would I be impregnated with sperm from an HIV positive donor. They can throw that sperm in the washer and bleach it 7 ways till Sunday and it still is not happening.

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  2. I’m just wondering how this is actually done and if there really is a woman stupid enough to do this. Glad to see that CDC is on the job!

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  3. Metoo – Then it would smell like, um, double bleach. Nailed it.

    RG – Yeah, cancer can sit on the back burner. Sperm washing is the wave of the future.

    Cathy – I’m all for this idea, just like I’m all for liberals to get abortions. All they’ll do is raise their kids to be like them, anyway.

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