Smooth Move, Ex-Lax

An elderly San Francisco man had his schedule backed up after two women robbed him outside a subway station.

A pair of women attacked a 64-year-old man with pepper spray Thursday night near the Powell Street BART Station in San Francisco.

The irregular incident occurred about 9 a.m. when the man got into an argument with the two women, one of whom is estimated to be in her 20s, the other in her 60s, on Sixth Street between Market and Mission streets.

As the argument escalated, one of the women pepper-sprayed the victim and her accomplice snatched his bag full of laxatives.

Let’s hope the women squeeze every inch out of their booty, because with the police on their tail, they will be making the runs.


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