Make A None For The Border

President Trump is apparently stopping illegal immigration using nothing more than his mere presence… and his hair.

While the president is envisioning himself punching a cable-news network logo into submission, take a look at what The Failing New York Times™ reports from Choloma, Honduras:

While some of Mr. Trump’s most ambitious plans to tighten the border are still a long way off, particularly his campaign pledge to build a massive wall, his hard-line approach to immigration already seems to have led to sharp declines in the flow of migrants from Central America bound for the United States.

From February through May, the number of undocumented immigrants stopped or caught along the southwest border of the United States fell 60 percent from the same period last year — evidence that far fewer migrants are heading north, officials on both sides of the border say.

Arrests of immigrants living illegally in the United States have soared, with the biggest increase coming among those migrants with no criminal records. The shift has sown a new sense of fear among undocumented immigrants in the United States. In turn, they have sent a warning back to relatives and friends in their homelands: Don’t come.

Absolutely beautiful. If Cankles won the election, we would already be speaking Spanish.

6 thoughts on “Make A None For The Border

  1. Your last sentence was an insult to anyone with cankles. Yes, I see the poor Honduran people smugglers are going broke. About time!

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  2. It’s your basic cost/benefit analysis: If it costs a ton of money to pay a coyote to get you here and you live the good life happily ever after, it’s probably worth it.
    If, OTOH, it costs a ton of money to pay a coyote to get you here and you get deported shortly after, it is definitely not worth it. These people may be poorly educated, but they’re not stupid.

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  3. The only illegals that will take the chance and come here are the criminals. Their own countries don’t want them and they take up a collection to send them to America.

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  4. I think that one of the main reasons is the case of a woman from near here in Ohio. She had four “anchor” children and they still deported her a$$. That sent a message loud and clear.

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  5. Metoo – Good point. Her ass, as well as her calves, sag into her ankles.

    Proof – True enough. Trump is destroying the market by actually, you know, enforcing the nation’s laws. What a concept.

    Cathy – See also: Cuba in the 80’s.

    William – That’s excellent. It only needs one publicized case to give people second thoughts.

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