Dola is a lawyer from Kenya who takes on impossible cases when not chasing ambulances. Dola’s most notable high-profile client is none other than Jesus of Nazareth.
An experienced Kenyan lawyer recently filed a petition with the International Court of Justice in The Hague against the countries of Israel and Italy, as well as historical figures that have been dead for over 2,000 years, for the unlawful trial and crucifixion of Jesus Christ.
Kenyan lawyer Dola Indidis first tried to sue Israel and Italy over Jesus’ death in 2007. His petition to a Nairobi court was dismissed, but the persistent man didn’t give up. In 2013, he turned to the International Court of Justice for the first time, arguing that Jesus’ “selective and malicious prosecution violated his human rights through judicial misconduct, abuse of office bias and prejudice.”
If the lawsuit is successful, Dola should forego a monetary settlement and request payment in the form of Monica Bellucci instead.
Apart from Israel and Italy, Dola Indidis also wants to sue Emperor Tiberius, Pontius Pilate, King Herod and a number of Jewish elders, all of whom have been dead for over two millennia. But the lawyer believes that the governments (in their current form) for which these individuals acted should still be held accountable. Hence, Israel and Italy are in the hot seat.
Oh you just know the great-great-great-great-great grandchildren of Tiberius are just sitting on a pile of Emperor booty. Good luck Dola; stick it to the man!