War Is Hell

A veterans memorial park in Minnesota will be welcoming a new monument to its property, and it’s raising a stink of biblical proportions.

The monument going up for The Satanic Temple — an upturned helmet atop a black cube — will soon be at the site of the Veterans Memorial Park in Belle Plaine.

It is being built by a group of Satanists out of Massachusetts, and it will be the first Satanic monument on public property in United States history.

The city is allowing the monument to be built after a religious freedom group threatened to sue over another statue, which features a soldier praying over a grave marked with a cross.

Hopefully this monument will clear the way for the implementation of heavy metal in the park. Everyone knows all the best bands are affiliated with Satan.

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