Sit On It, Cunningham

The upcoming Han Solo spin-off film is quickly becoming the worst decision since having Greedo shoot first.

The original directors were summarily fired more than halfway through shooting, the lead actor was ordered to take remedial acting lessons at the eleventh hour, and now, new director Richie Cunningham hinted Ewoks will appear in this dumpster fire.

Ron Howard revealed Warwick Davis is to feature in the forthcoming Han Solo spin-off movie on Wednesday.

Given he only mentioned it in passing on social media, franchise fanatics will surely be eager to discover whether the 47-year-old will be reprising his role as one of the much-hated Ewok characters from 1983’s Return Of The Jedi.

Warwick is known for his appearance as pugnacious Ewok Wicket W. Warrick, who fearlessly led the way as the teddy bear-esque creatures somehow helped Han Solo and friends defeat the mighty Empire forces on the forest moon of Endor.

There are few people on Earth who are bigger Star War fans than me, but at this point, there is no way in hell I’m seeing this wretched mess of a film.

7 thoughts on “Sit On It, Cunningham

  1. Ewoks are tooooo cutsie. They might be good for bowling. Get 10 hairy ewoks for the pins and a huge bowling ball then let the fun begin.

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  2. Davis has played different roles in each of the new Star Wars films. Including him in this one is like a Stan Lee cameo in a Marvel film, and he probably won’t be an ewok.

    That said, everything else about this film screams “incipient dumpster fire.”

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