Buxom If You Got ‘Em

While scouring teh innernetz for something post-worthy, I came across this nonsense from the New York Post. The title of the article is, “Boobs are back in a big way.”

Up here *points to brain* they never left.

For the last year, those of us blessed with a chest have been slaves to the trend for curbing our curves. But now you can welcome the return of the out-and-proud cleavage.

Lingerie brand Ann Summers reports a 27 percent rise in sales of cleavage-enhancing bras, surely confirming the buxom look is back.

Thanks to push-up bras, chicken fillets, and clever makeup, help is out there for us all to make the best of our breasts. It’s a trend the small-boobed can join in with, whereas there’s no disguising a large bust, no matter how much bandage tape or clever necklines you try.

Personally, I believe cleavage should be mandatory in America, and ample cleavage should be highly encouraged. It is truly something Jesus would do.

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16 thoughts on “Buxom If You Got ‘Em

  1. I’m with ya Wyatt, the wife is pretty well endowed and has made remarks about having them reduced..My answer is when they pry my cold, dead fingers off of them…

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  2. Deep cleavage should be written into the Constitution as one of the Bill of Rights!! I didn’t wear my Country’s uniform for nothing!! : )

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  3. Mike, they would probably get me all excited with anticipation, but then there would be a real letdown when I discovered they weren’t real. I’d rather know “up front.” At least we now know women aren’t sticking stinky chicken in their bras.

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  4. Hmmm… next “Men’s Rights” issue (if there ever could be such a thing): Truth in advertising for women’s breasts. Label must state if breasts are natural or augmented. Label affixed to chest above center cleavage and below chin. Forehead label acceptable as alternative. Print must be legible at arm’s length. Must be illuminated at night.

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