Buxom If You Got ‘Em

While scouring teh innernetz for something post-worthy, I came across this nonsense from the New York Post. The title of the article is, “Boobs are back in a big way.”

Up here *points to brain* they never left.

For the last year, those of us blessed with a chest have been slaves to the trend for curbing our curves. But now you can welcome the return of the out-and-proud cleavage.

Lingerie brand Ann Summers reports a 27 percent rise in sales of cleavage-enhancing bras, surely confirming the buxom look is back.

Thanks to push-up bras, chicken fillets, and clever makeup, help is out there for us all to make the best of our breasts. It’s a trend the small-boobed can join in with, whereas there’s no disguising a large bust, no matter how much bandage tape or clever necklines you try.

Personally, I believe cleavage should be mandatory in America, and ample cleavage should be highly encouraged. It is truly something Jesus would do.