Would You Like Crabs With That?

In York, Pennsylvania, everyone is allowed to be served a happy meal.

In May, investigators charged Conrad Jablecki, 30, with indecent exposure, open lewdness, and disorderly conduct after he was seen receiving oral sex from an unidentified woman in a McDonald’s in York, PA.

Upon spotting Jablecki and the woman, an employee “kicked them out of the restaurant” and called cops. At the time of Jablecki’s collar, cops asked anyone with information about the woman’s identity to contact investigators.

Police subsequently identified Christine Alana Chafin, 37, as Jablecki’s public sex partner. Chafin was charged with open lewdness and disorderly conduct.

This doesn’t surprise me, because I used to attend an annual golf weekend in York. It defines the term “Pennsyltucky;” a lot of white trash intermingled with the general population. These two idiots apparently like McDonald’s not for the fries, but for the warm soft serve.


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