A German fire department responded to a local gym after a man was injured while building his penis muscles.
Firefighters in a German city said it took about three hours to free a man who had “a very sensitive part of the body” stuck in the center hole of a dumbbell weight.
The Feuerwehr Worms Fire Department said firefighters responded Friday to a hospital in the appropriately named city of Worms after a man at a local gym ended up with a dumbbell disc stuck around his penis.
The firefighters said it took them about three hours to break through the 5.5-pound weight using tools including a grinder and a hydraulic saw.
So what, was he bench-pressing the weight or curling it? Someone help me out here.