The Long Cut

Meet Irshad.

Irshad is a handsome eligible bachelor who, like Johnny Appleseed, enjoys spreading his goop around. Unlike Johnny Appleseed, poor Irshad had his tree chopped down by an irate mistress.

A woman chopped off her lover’s penis after allegedly finding out he was marrying another woman.

The man, named only as 26-year-old Irshad, met up with his lover, 30, for ‘one last time’ before he was due to get married to a woman of his parents’ choice.

But after finding out about the marriage, the furious woman reportedly cut off his genitals with a knife while at a guest house in Kattipuram, India Tuesday.

Dude, if you’re going to try to boink your side piece one last time, don’t tell her about your impending marriage until after the sploosh. Dumbass.

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8 thoughts on “The Long Cut

  1. Metoo – Whatever happened to simply burning the guy’s car?

    Proof – Yes, he HAD one, but no longer.

    William – He definitely was thinking with his other head, and like one of King Henry’s wives, he lost it.

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