A woman was arrested after entering a western Pennsylvania Walmart after being ordered to stay away. What could possibly possess someone to defy a lawful order at the rick of imprisonment? Cake!
A woman is charged with defiant trespass after entering a South Union Township, Fayette County Walmart store despite being given a no-trespassing order.
Stephanie Datsko, 34, faces a court hearing next month on the charge.
State police reported Datsko is quoted as saying she violated the no-trespassing order on October 4 because “the cake Walmart sells is too good to stay away.”
Walmart? Really? I’m not discounting Datsko’s claim, but I never heard someone rave about Walmart cake. Although I would absolutely risk a trip to federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison for a cake from Philadelphia’s renowned Stock’s Bakery.