Gape Knee-High Caption Contest
(Source: AP)
Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, November 13th.
Original Caption: First lady Melania Trump poses for a photo with schoolchildren upon arrival at Kyobashi Tsukiji Elementary School in Tokyo, Monday, Nov. 6, 2017. (Photo: Ping Ma/Pool Photo via AP)
The O.K. Corral 
OK, we want TWO of her for our teaches!
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Melania asked the class if they liked Judge Moore.
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It was unanimous. Everyone wants to be two feet taller.
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And no one did bunny ears behind her head? What is wrong with these children?!?!
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It was up to Melania to pick the winner of the George Takei lookalike contest.
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“Hey everyone, how many times did Hillary run for President and lose?”
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A winner for sure.
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“Who wants to be tall?
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Melania realizes Asians really are smart when she asks the school children how many genders there are…
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Melania goes on international recruiting mission for the infamous Scissor Hands Gang.
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Hey kids, how many terms is President Trump going to serve?
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Melania’s Metal Monday was a big hit:
Make the world scared, come on, show me the sign of victory
Sign of victory, SIGN OF VICTORY!!!
Balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
(w/apologies to Udo…)
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