The Best Funeral You’ll Ever Attend

Funerals are dreadfully sad, depressing events no one ever looks forward to attending. Now, thanks to the goof thugs of Chicago, a funeral can be the most exciting event of your very short life.

The procession was “total chaos,” Hillside Police Chief Joseph Lukaszek said. Passengers were hanging out of the vehicles’ windows and driving in and out of traffic as they headed toward the cemetery.

One of the vehicles in the procession was identified as having been involved in multiple shootings earlier Tuesday in Chicago, including one in front of a church. Police stopped the vehicle “with force” at Mannheim and Harrison roads in Hillside after a passenger inside showed a weapon.

Lukaszek said he used his SUV to ram the vehicle in order to end a short pursuit. A foot chase followed, and three men and a woman — all in their 20s — were taken into custody and are awaiting charges.

Inside the vehicle, investigators found three handguns with high-capacity magazines and high-impact ammunition, Lukaszek said. Between the four taken into custody, they had been arrested more than 160 times. (H/T – Al B.)

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emmanuel wants to become a U.S. Senator. With a track record like this, he should be the Democrats’ 2020 presidential nominee.

7 thoughts on “The Best Funeral You’ll Ever Attend

  1. Four people in their 20’s, “had been arrested more than 160 times.”
    Want to eliminate murders in Chicago? Forget gun control, try Thug Control.


  2. Anyone with half a brain should be alarmed at those numbers. I used to go shopping in Chicago with a group friends about 3-4 times a year. We would see a show and stay at The James downtown which was just a block from really great shopping. (Cole Haan, Burberry, Coach on Michigan Ave). We have not gone the last two years simply because of the increase in crime.


  3. Proof – If you only count the adult arrests – which most departments do – these thugs could have been arrested an average of ten times a year.

    Ronni – In the 80’s and 90’s the most violent gang in Philly was the Junior Black Mafia. Our worst year, thanks to JBM, saw 605 homicides in 1990. Chicago hits 500 every year. But hey, Rahm is doing a fine job.

    Cathy – Please never use the words “Corrine Brown” and “gets off” in the same sentence.


  4. This is COMMON with these shitheads and their funerals. The only reason this one is getting any attention is because the Hillside police chief put a stop to the bastards.

    Alsip also suffers these bastards. It’s been going on for a long time. Another reason why I never travel east of IL St Rt. 59. F*ck them all.


  5. Toothy – I think that’s any ammo Clint Eastwood uses. Oh wait, that is Sudden Impact ammunition.

    CJB – Agreed. It happens occasionally here, but most of us sit back and let them kill each other.


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