The Bristol Romp

A woman from Bristol, England has decided to give up men. Normally, that is not news; especially in America, the home of professional man haters. No, Amethyst Realm has given up men in favor of ghosts.

Amethyst Realm, a spiritual guidance counsellor, claims to have had sexual encounters with 20 different ghosts since leaving her fiancé for one 10 years ago. But the 27-year-old, from Bristol, says she has now turned her back on men altogether and hopes to find a ghostly lover to settle down with.

During a bizarre appearance on ITV’s This Morning, Amethyst described what it was like to have sex with a ghost and how she would entice paranormal beings into her home by wearing lingerie.

“It started off as an energy,” she told presenters Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield. “I guess, as I got used to it, it became more physical and I started to feel pressure on my thighs, on my arms as well as breath on the back of my neck.

You see, now I absolutely want to bang this woman, because crazy bitches are fantastic in bed!

16 thoughts on “The Bristol Romp

  1. Women have told me they see right through me. Never gave it much thought, but I guess that means I’m a ghost. I better let her know right away.

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  2. TXNick – She must be banging Titanic victims, because there’s motion in the ocean.

    MelP – Or drink it.

    RG – You could do worse. She’s not terrible… just cray-cray.

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