A tractor trailer overturned on Interstate 95 near Philadelphia Thursday, spilling the most valuable cargo on the face of the Earth.
An overturned tractor-trailer carrying bottles of vodka caused the closure of a busy ramp on the border of Northeast Philadelphia and Bucks County early Thursday morning.
It happened around 4:45 a.m. on the ramp from Woodhaven Road eastbound to I-95 southbound.
Police say the big rig spilled its load of Tito’s vodka boxes. Some boxes fell out of the truck and onto the roadway.
It annoys me that I only heard about this story today. The accident was maybe two miles from my house, and I could have been out there soaking up the vodka with rags like Max Rockatansky.