An Easy Target

Meet Melissa Allen of Framingham, Massachusetts.

Melissa is what That 70’s Show’s Red Forman would call a dumbass. Why? Read on…

A homeless woman in Framingham attempted to shoplift more than $1,000 in products from a Target store filled with at least 50 police officers participating in their annual “Shop with a Cop” event Tuesday.

He estimated there were 50 to 75 officers from several towns roaming the store with children and families around 5:45 p.m. when the woman, Melissa E. Allen, 32, attempted to steal over $1,000 worth of merchandise from the store.

Allen had a large bin filled with items she tried to steal, including clothing, accessories, and home goods. The items were brought to a cash register and determined to be worth $1,105.40.

Allen figured since there were so many cops in the store, there wouldn’t be any around to arrest her.

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