Meet Jonathan Hightower and Lashanda Fisher.
Jonathan and Lashanda – if that is her real name – were dining inside the Baby Acapulco Mexican restaurant in Austin, Texas. Apparently the food is sub-par, because Lashanda’s mouth was otherwise preoccupied.
Cops summoned to the Mexican restaurant around 10:25 PM were told by a manager that two customers had been “engaged in oral sex at a booth inside the business in front of customers.” The couple, the worker added, had left the restaurant and were at an adjacent gas station.
Well, Lashanda had to clean herself up, and they didn’t want to use the restaurant’s show towels.
One witness told police she was eating when she “observed the female suspect giving oral sex to the male suspect.” The diner recalled the female suspect’s “head bobbing up and down towards the male suspect’s groin for about five minutes.” (H/T – RedneckGeezer)
Looking at Lashanda, I can understand why Jonathan still hadn’t finished after five minutes. Maybe she’ll learn some tips from her new cellmates?
The O.K. Corral 
What a handsome couple! I can’t imagine the PTSD some of the customers will now experience.
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What is wrong with people? This civilization is hellbent on circling the drain!
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Real class act.
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RG – The woman resembles Obama’s daughter. You know, the pot-head.
Ronni – Just do it in the restroom like the rest of us!
Cathy – Yeah, they both have a sucky attitude.
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They should move to Flori-duh or Californicate. They’d fit right in with all the other class acts that reside there.
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Must be the land of dicks-see.
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TXNick – Definitely suited for Los Angeles.
Mike47 – *golf clap*
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I buy a woman dinner, I am lucky to get a thank you. He gets a BJ in the booth.
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I think in the case of this woman, the thank you would be preferable.
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