I literally have no idea how to describe this story, so I’ll just leave it here and let you decide.
A WOMAN has tragically died after her husband allegedly used a MORTAR BOMB as a sex toy during a drunken romp. Ruben Valera Cornejo, who has reportedly been arrested on suspicion of murder, is believed to have inserted the explosive inside his wife at their home in Arequipa, Peru.
The man told police that he could not remember much about the evening but says he recalls his wife asking him to use objects from their home as sex toys.
Arequipa police chief Javier Arana said that the mortar, which was reportedly believed to be inactive and used as an ornament, was around 16 inches long and around two inches wide.
Dude. What. The. F**k?