Ready For Spillary!

Vanquished presidential candidate and sloppy drunkard Hillary Clinton earned a natural hat trick by falling for a third time in India.

Two days after a nasty fall in a hotel bathtub left Hillary Clinton with a broken wrist, the former Secretary of State was spotted making the best of a bad situation while continuing her tour of India.

Hillary was seen in Jaipur on Thursday where she appeared to be adopting an out-of-sight and out-of-mind approach to her recent injury by wearing a kurta that had been customized to make one sleeve longer than other.

To achieve this, the loose and flowing top was wrapped tightly around Hillary’s torso, transforming the once comfortable piece into a more constricting look complete with an empire-waist. That allowed Hillary enough extra fabric to cover her wrist with both her top and the shawl she wore while spending her day touring historic monuments alongside gal pal Huma Abedin.

She. Looks. Fabulous! I had no idea the fashion world unveiled a Slenderman line. Can you imagine what would have happened if this harpy won the presidency? The woman is obviously dealing with some severe health issues, slips and falls, and who knows what other maladies.

By the way, “gal pal” in this case is code for “longtime companion.”

12 thoughts on “Ready For Spillary!

  1. If “gal pal” is code for “longtime companion” what is “longtime companion” code for? Oh, wait, I already know the answer to that one.

    P.S. HilLIARy is truly one fugly bitch. Just looking at that picture makes me cringe. I can, however, smile. HilLIARy will NEVER be president.


  2. Well she either has some severe health issues or is just a plain old drunk. Which, it should be said in fairness, is a severe health issue. I just thank God, and the Electoral College, this half witted batch is not now, nor ever shall be, the POTUS.

    Praise Jesus brothers and sisters!! Can I get a Hallelujah!! : )


  3. Hilz is about as stable as the San Andreas fault line. My only hope is that she, too, will some day just fall into the ocean and never be heard from again. What a hag!!


  4. RG – With her health issues, she may not be anything in a year or two. You’d think she’d stop touring and start getting treatment.

    TXNick – Huma is a double bagger. I wouldn’t bang her with your Johnson.

    William – For all the issues that come with Trump, I thank the heavens he’s president.

    Ronni – It’s a shame there were guys to catch her. I would have loved to see her fall down the stairs.


  5. I remember my ex-husband’s grandmother having a belly like Hillz. It was caused by liver damage from her being a chronic drunk. That being said, I had some sympathy for the ex’s grandmother. Hillz can GFHS.

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  6. Ingineer – The bitch “walked back” her comments about women voting with their men, then responded with, “Well, if my truth hurts…” God I despise her.

    Mike – She was never an attractive woman, but the muumuu looks ridiculous.

    MelP – Agreed. And the alcoholism excuse is spot-on.

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