Near Fatal Attraction

There is an ancient proverb, coined by Confucius, I believe, which states, “Gentlemen, never stick your dick in crazy.” Britain’s Alex Skeel ignored Confucius’ advice, and paid dearly.

Alex Skeel has waived his right to anonymity to reveal how 22-year-old Jordan Worth, who wanted to be a teacher, made his life a misery during their six-year relationship.

Worth was jailed for seven and a half years at Luton Crown Court earlier this week after she admitted controlling or coercive behaviour in an intimate relationship, wounding with intent and causing grievous bodily harm with intent.

Yeah, but dude, look at her! Suck it up and reap the rewards; she’s totally worth it!

Mr Skeel, 22, told Mail Online: ‘I thought my limbs might have to be amputated. I had open burns. I lost three stones in weight. I went from 10 stones down to seven. It was awful. It was three years of mental abuse and then it turned physical.’

What a big baby. Dude, limbs can be repaired, burns heal, chicks dig scars, and the weight you lost did wonders for your cholesterol. You should be thanking her!

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