Sunday Services

Today’s services revolve around an actress my friend Kevin adores and my cousin Ray mentioned the other day: Melissa Rauch of The Big Bang Theory.

Melissa Ivy Rauch (born June 23, 1980) is an American actress and comedian. She is known for playing Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz on the CBS sitcom The Big Bang Theory.

Rauch was born to a Jewish family in Marlboro Township, New Jersey. Her parents are Susan and David Rauch. She has a brother, Ben. She developed an interest in acting while attending Marlboro High School. Rauch graduated from Marymount Manhattan College in New York City in 2002.

Melissa is a local girl – well, kinda-sorta local – from North Joisy, so she obviously wants to jump my bones. There are more photos below the fold…

There’s something to be said about blondes. And fabulous bosoms. And lingerie. And lace.

The transformation from sultry siren, to nerd, to crazy stupid hot siren in amazing.

Dear DC comics, feel free to cast Melissa as the next Catwoman. Thanks in advance.

The services have ended. You may now go in peace. If you need me, you know where I’ll be.

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