Life Is A Constant Smuggle

Meet Anika Witt or Missouri.

Anika has lived an eventful life, and she fractured the occasional law, but that doesn’t mean she’s a bad person. She is, however, a hoarder.

A Missouri woman who was found with a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina during a traffic stop pleaded guilty on Friday to weapons possession and drugs charges.

Anika Witt, 27, pleaded guilty to two felony charges as part of a reduced sentence agreement that also requires her to testify against an acquaintance. The serial criminal was stopped with Clinton McDonald, 29, on Interstate 55 just north of Bloomington. Ecstasy and heroin were found in their car.

The Kimber .380 handgun is 5.6 inches long and weighs 13.4 ounces when empty. (H/T – Al and TXNick)

The most surprising part of this story is Anika is actually a halfway attractive woman. Most women with cavernous vaginas are usually three hundred pounds and have full grown beards.

12 thoughts on “Life Is A Constant Smuggle

  1. “The most surprising part of this story is Anika is actually a halfway attractive woman. Most women with cavernous vaginas are usually three hundred pounds and have full grown beards.”

    Clearly you haven’t met my ex wife. Bahaha

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