Meet Anika Witt or Missouri.
Anika has lived an eventful life, and she fractured the occasional law, but that doesn’t mean she’s a bad person. She is, however, a hoarder.
A Missouri woman who was found with a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina during a traffic stop pleaded guilty on Friday to weapons possession and drugs charges.
Anika Witt, 27, pleaded guilty to two felony charges as part of a reduced sentence agreement that also requires her to testify against an acquaintance. The serial criminal was stopped with Clinton McDonald, 29, on Interstate 55 just north of Bloomington. Ecstasy and heroin were found in their car.
The Kimber .380 handgun is 5.6 inches long and weighs 13.4 ounces when empty. (H/T – Al and TXNick)
The most surprising part of this story is Anika is actually a halfway attractive woman. Most women with cavernous vaginas are usually three hundred pounds and have full grown beards.
The O.K. Corral 
Is this a new version of birth control?
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Gives a whole new meaning to locked and loaded!
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“found with a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina” That explains her dating profile:
“Looking for a high caliber individual…”
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“Most women with cavernous vaginas are usually three hundred pounds and have full grown beards.” And your readers appreciate the amount of personal research you put into this blog!
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well, most of them were born male.
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Certainly gives a whole new meaning to “Happiness is a warm gun”.
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Yeah, what Mike said!
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Gents, you are risking your manhood if you “bang” this chick.
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The arrest saved Clinton from the worst case of Coitus Interuptus ever!
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If you think this is amazing, you should see her Ben-Wa balls…three grenades on a chain…
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“The most surprising part of this story is Anika is actually a halfway attractive woman. Most women with cavernous vaginas are usually three hundred pounds and have full grown beards.”
Clearly you haven’t met my ex wife. Bahaha
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Who was the lucky person that “found” the weapon?
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