A gaggle of thugs committed a home invasion inside a Los Angeles mansion this week, after the security guard was distracted by an accomplice with a great ass.
A security guard distracted by a woman in short shorts was overpowered at gunpoint today by four males who then zip-tied him, took his weapons and burglarized a multi-million dollar home in the Beverly Crest area of West Los Angeles.
“A female black wearing short shorts and a furry jacket distracted the guard,” Eisenman said. That enabled four males to overpower the guard, zip-tie him, take his guns and burglarize the house.
I’m truly amazed this plan hasn’t been implemented by criminals across the country. Most security guards are male, and males are easily distracted by hot women; especially those wearing short shorts.