That’ll Do, Pig. That’ll Do.

A drunken feral pig got into a brawl with a cow in Australia. Yeah, I never thought I would ever type those words, leet alone read them.

The belligerent porker went on a drunken bender after stealing and drinking three six-packs of beer that had been left out by campers at the DeGrey River campsite in Port Hedland, Australia.

In the predictable series of events that followed the animal went on to ransack rubbish bin bags to find some late-night snacks before starting a fight with an innocent eyewitness cow.

Following the boarish rampage the pig decided to swim out into the middle of a river before collapsing drunk under a tree and falling asleep.

Just like Teddy Kennedy; but with better manners and less odor.

10 thoughts on “That’ll Do, Pig. That’ll Do.

  1. Never did I imagine I would hear the words “drunken pig” and it refer to a true animal rather than a rude male. Interesting!

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  2. “Just like Teddy Kennedy; but with better manners and less odor.”

    Darn it! Ya beat me to that one!

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  3. Writing that Ted Kennedy is similar to this drunken pig is very unfair. In August of this year, Ted will have been sober for NINE years. I’m proud of his achievement.

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  4. Ronni – And this time it wasn’t Amy Schumer.

    Cathy – Nicely done.

    TXNick – I figured that was the obvious comment.

    MelP – Imagine how much she would sweat in Australia.

    RG – Heh, afterlife zing.

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